The Crisis Catalog

Every disaster, every anthem. Browse our complete collection of everyday catastrophes turned into singable chaos.
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All songs are currently sung in English. If there's interest, we may create localized versions in the future!

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Funk / Soul / Jazz / Hip-Hop3:10
Burnt Crust Blues
Funk-soul fusion with jazz and hip-hop layers. An ambiguous anthem about pizza-making disasters, cookbook ambition, and the charcoal disc of culinary defeat.
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Burnt Crust Blues
Soul Ballad / Shoegaze3:44
Coffee Burned My Tongue
Soul ballad meets shoegaze in this reflective meditation on morning coffee betrayal. A sincere exploration of the phantom burn that haunts your day.
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Coffee Burned My Tongue
Disco Revival4:18
Stuck in the Ascent
Disco revival meets elevator anxiety in this crooner-lament about slow ascents, endless stops, and the jazzy muzak soundtrack to your transit meltdown.
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Stuck in the Ascent
Acoustic Folk / Post-Rock3:33
Lost on the Tarmac
Acoustic folk meets post-rock in this dreamy meditation on digital dependency, dead batteries, and the disorienting moment when your GPS fails and you're truly lost.
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Lost on the Tarmac
Acoustic Blues / Slushwave3:32
Ginza Line Blues
Acoustic blues meets slushwave in this satirical anthem about Tokyo's sardine-packed subway and the silent, deadly fart that conquered a thousand souls.
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Ginza Line Blues
Trip-hop4:24
Ghost in the Machine
Atmospheric trip-hop about human obsolescence, algorithmic takeover, and the twilight hour of meaningful work in an automated world.
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Ghost in the Machine
Gospel Choir / Chillwave3:55
Printer Jammed Again
A gospel choir and chillwave fusion about office printer jams, corporate drudgery, and the yearning to break free from fluorescent-lit purgatory.
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Printer Jammed Again
Emo Trap / Synthwave3:28
Lost My Password
An emo trap and synthwave track about digital amnesia, forgotten passwords, and the existential dread of being locked out of your own life.
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Lost My Password
Ambient House / Electropop / EDM3:56
Toilet Bowl Heartbreak
An ambient house anthem about phone-toilet disasters, digital dependency, and the lengths we'll go for our devices.
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Toilet Bowl Heartbreak
Electronic Soul3:34
Fell Off the Cone
An electronic soul anthem about ice cream tragedy, childhood innocence, and fleeting summer joys.
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Fell Off the Cone
Electronic; Pop; Latin2:02
Ass on Fire
Electronic pop meets Latin heat in this anthem about spicy food regret. A catchy crisis born from curry disaster and bathroom imprisonment.
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Ass on Fire
EDM Drop Anthem / Country2:40
Empty Roll Anthem
EDM drop anthem meets country soul. A dramatic ballad about discovering empty toilet paper rolls and the universal bathroom catastrophe that makes grown men sing.
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Empty Roll Anthem
Reggae3:07
Grocery Bag Ripped
Reggae warmth meets sidewalk disaster in this soulful anthem about scattered groceries and crushed dinner plans. A genuine crisis told through island grooves.
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Grocery Bag Ripped
Acoustic / Pop Rock / Indie Rock2:12
Where's My Keys
Acoustic pop rock energy meets indie rock frustration. A frantic anthem about searching everywhere for your keys, only to find them right where you started.
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Where's My Keys
Hyperpop / Corporate Synthwave2:30
Wi-Fi Dropped
Hyperpop intensity meets corporate synthwave professionalism. A high-energy anthem about video call disconnections, frozen faces, and the digital humiliation of losing WiFi during crucial meetings.
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Wi-Fi Dropped
Country Ballad; Emo Pop3:53
Wrong Door Blues
Country ballad meets emo pop in this sincere anthem about package tracking, shattered hopes, and the wrong door. A heartfelt crisis of modern logistics.
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Wrong Door Blues
Rock, Punk, Indie Rock, Pop Punk2:57
10 Seconds Too Late
When perpetual near-misses define your existence. A blend of rock, punk and indie rock sounds exploring the melodramatic tragedy of always arriving just after doors close.
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10 Seconds Too Late
Emo Pop2:14
Can't Open the Jar
When a simple kitchen task becomes an existential moment. An introspective emo pop meditation on stubborn lids, unreached goals, and everyday frustration.
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Can't Open the Jar
Power Ballad / Ska2:25
Stubbed My Toe
When a simple morning turns tragic in an instant. A power ballad meets ska anthem about the universal pain of stubbing your toe and trying to stay stoic.
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Stubbed My Toe
Ska Punk / Garage Rock2:18
Soda Exploded
Carbonated chaos and kitchen catastrophe. A high-energy ska punk anthem for that moment when physics takes over and your soda erupts into sticky chaos.
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Soda Exploded
Bubblegum Pop2:02
Sticky Situation
When everything you touch becomes an adhesive nightmare. A funk-adjacent groove about the compound frustration of sticky disasters and the chaos they create.
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Sticky Situation
Reggae Rock / Ska2:13
Burnt Toast Blues
When breakfast goes wrong and the smoke alarm agrees. A reggae rock anthem about the universal tragedy of burnt toast and mornings gone sideways.
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Burnt Toast Blues