The Crisis Catalog

Every disaster, every anthem. Browse our complete collection of everyday catastrophes turned into singable chaos.

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Language Note

All songs are currently sung in English. If there's interest, we may create localized versions in the future!

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Emo Screamo / Indie Folk2:57

10 Seconds Too Late

When perpetual near-misses define your existence. An emo screamo and indie folk fusion exploring the melodramatic tragedy of always arriving just after doors close.

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Emo Pop2:14

Can't Open the Jar

When a simple kitchen task becomes an existential moment. An introspective emo pop meditation on stubborn lids, unreached goals, and everyday frustration.

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Power Ballad / Ska2:25

Stubbed My Toe

When a simple morning turns tragic in an instant. A power ballad meets ska anthem about the universal pain of stubbing your toe and trying to stay stoic.

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Ska Punk / Garage Rock2:18

Soda Exploded

Carbonated chaos and kitchen catastrophe. A high-energy ska punk anthem for that moment when physics takes over and your soda erupts into sticky chaos.

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Bubblegum Pop2:02

Sticky Situation

When everything you touch becomes an adhesive nightmare. A funk-adjacent groove about the compound frustration of sticky disasters and the chaos they create.

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Reggae Rock / Ska2:13

Burnt Toast Blues

When breakfast goes wrong and the smoke alarm agrees. A reggae rock anthem about the universal tragedy of burnt toast and mornings gone sideways.

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