About CrisisKaraoke

🎤 What We Do

CrisisKaraoke turns everyday meltdowns into sing-along satire. Burnt toast, snack rage, respawn despair, office dread, parenting chaos — if it hurts, we harmonize. Each track is a parody anthem built for catharsis, remixing, and viral spirals. We're not here to fix your problems. We're here to make them catchy.

🔥 Why We Exist

Because everyone's meltdown deserves a chorus.The music industry would never greenlight songs about gum stuck to your shoe or controller rage. They don't fit the factory mold. They're too ridiculous, too personal, too real. CrisisKaraoke exists to give those moments a soundtrack — the kind of parody tracks that mainstream pop would never produce at scale.

🧠 Commentary on the Industry

CrisisKaraoke is more than parody — it's a commentary on the nature of music itself:

• Cookie-cutter pop: Factory-produced "muzak" smooths out life's edges. We sharpen them back into hooks.
• AI panic: While radio giants like iHeartRadio ban AI music, we use it deliberately — not to fake authenticity, but to parody both the factory system and the fear surrounding it.
• Satire as diagnosis: By turning absurd personal crises into polished tracks, we expose how both human and machine-made pop often chase formulas instead of resonance.

We don't ask permission. We remix the meltdown.

🎶 Our Approach

• Modular satire engine: Each track is an archetype — snack attacks, burnt toast blues, controller rage — designed for sing-alongs, duets, and meme-native remixing.
• AI as parody tool: We embrace AI music to highlight the absurdity of both "real" pop factory production and the backlash against AI hits.
• Participatory culture: CrisisKaraoke thrives on audience remixing, duets, and shared catharsis. The joke isn't complete until it's sung together.

🌍 What We Stand For

CrisisKaraoke is a hub for participatory satire.It's Weird Al meets meltdown culture, but modular, scalable, and remixable.We're not chasing authenticity. We're chasing resonance — the shared absurdity that binds us all.Want to know who's behind this? Check out the Speaking page for background, credentials, and how to book a talk.